Arnold Schwarzenegger's is really long. Michael J. Fox's is short. Daffy Duck's isn't human. Madonna doesn't have one. What am I?

Answer: A last name.

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As you know, Pinocchio's nose grows when he lies. So, If he said "My nose is about to grow." Would he be lying or not?
At a local bar, three friends, Mr. Green, Mr. Red and Mr. Blue, were having a drink. One man was wearing a red suit; one a green suit; and the other a blue suit. "Have you noticed," said the man the blue suit, "that although our suits have colors corresponding to our names, not one of us is wearing a suit that matches our own names?" Mr. Red looked at the other two and said, "You're absolutely correct." What color suit is each man wearing?
Can you complete each list? 1. Red, White, and 2. Stop, Look, and 3. Sun, Moon, and 4. Ready, Set, ? 5. Readin', writin', and
Can you guess the next letter in the series? CYGTNLIT
Children don't know me. Older men take care of me. Women are panicking because of me. Because of me men take up arms. What am I?
Coffee can go in, but tea cannot. Riddles can go in, but question cannot. Quizzes can go in, but survey cannot. Spoon can go in, but fork cannot. Green can go in, but red cannot. Glass can go in, but plastic cannot. Door can go in, but window cannot. Why?
Cop, lop, rop, shop, top, mop, chop, hop or trop. What word doesn't belong in this list?
Dave and Brad, two popular politicians, met at a club to discuss the overthrow of their party leader. They each ordered a vodka on the rocks. Brad downed his and ordered another. He then drank his second in a gulp and decided to wait before he ordered a third. Meanwhile, Dave, who was sipping his drink, suddenly fell forward dead. Both men were setup for an assassination. Why did Dave die and Brad live?
Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes, black as night. What happened?
Death and taxes; taxes and death----- They're sure to be with us, until our last breath. So, try to save money-----How much can you save? They'll nickel us and dime us-----Right down to the grave. And now that you've heard my negative chant, tell me the man's name you hear in my rant.
Despised I am by knave and liar. After me, the wise inquire, I rise above all death and fire. What am I?
Did you hear that David lost his ID in a holiday?