You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana. Which animal in the room is the smartest?

Answer: You, hopefully.

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You walk into your house the electricity is out you see three doors that you have never seen before. You go through the one with a lion that hasn't eaten for over six months. There are another three doors you go through the one with an empty room. There's a man that says how do you want to be murdered with the gun the knife or the electric chair that will kill you in an instant. How will you survive?
You walk onto a bridge you see a boat full of people but there is not a single person on it. How is that possible?
You're on a bus. 20 people get on at the first stop. At the next stop 45 people get on. At the 3rd stop 48 people get off. Then at the next stop 5 people get off and 9 get on. At the last stop 21 people get off 2 people are left. How is this possible? (Who's still on the bus)!?
Your an FBI agent and you are assigned to the case of a murder. A man named Julious Jill was murderered by someone in the house. At least that's what people say. You are to interview everyone that was in the house on Sunday at 6:30pm. You interview the kids first you ask them "what were you doing on Sunday at 6:30" the kids said we were playing with our toys. You interview the wife and you ask the same thing. The wife says she was cleaning the kids room because the maid said she was going out with friends. So Mts. Jill said she will clean. Next you ask the maid what she was doing the maid says she was getting the mail. Who murderered Mr. Jill?
Your friend invites you to a party. She says you have to bring something. To get inside have to go through a green. Only certain things go through. You can bring a poodle but you can't bring a dog. You can bring a stool but you can't bring a chair. You can bring a rabbit but you can't bring a hare. What is three examples of something you could bring?
Your in a room with three monkeys, one has a stick, one has a banana, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest in the room?
"First think of the person who lives in disguise, Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies. Next, tell me what's always the last thing to mend, The middle of the middle and end of the end? And finally, give me the sound often heard During the search for a hard-to-find word. Now string them together, and answer me this, Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"
1. Thomas was caught stealing 27 times in one year, yet he was never arrested. How come? 2. A truck driver went three blocks the wrong way down a one-way street with out breaking the law. How come? 3. Not a single parent objected when the teacher spanked every child in the class. How come?
1. Where do fish go on vacation? 2. Where do songbirds go on vacation? 3. Where do zombies go on vacation? 4. Where do Thanksgiving Birds go on vacation? 5. Where do geometry teachers go on vacation? 6. Where do locksmiths go on vacation?
10 copycats were sitting in a car. One came out. How many are left?
10 fish are in a tank. 10 drown. How many died?
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