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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

Answer: Pull down your pants and show him your nuts.

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How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?
I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I’ll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?
I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?
What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop?
What did the sign on the door of the whore house say?
What do you call a whore who is also a vegan?
What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?
What do you call the money a hooker makes?
What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?

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