Dirty Riddles with Answers
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Dirty Riddles list
- How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
- How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
- I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?
- I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
- I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I’ll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?
- I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?
- What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop?
- What did the sign on the door of the whore house say?
- What do you call a whore who is also a vegan?
- What do you call it when a pirate climaxes?
- What do you call the money a hooker makes?
- What does a cow have four of that a woman only has two of?
- What does a man have in his trousers that a lady doesn’t want in her face?
- What four letter word begins with “f” and ends with “k”, and if you can’t get one you can use your hands instead?
- What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?
- What instruments do slutty musical bands use?
- What kind of bees make milk?
- What pad gets dirty and gross whenever it gets a visitor?
- What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is really popular in the movie industry?
- What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with “unt”?
- What’s beautiful and natural, but gets long and prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?
- What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
- What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?
- Why are gentelmen good in bed?
- Why are hookers such good cooks?
- Why does a goat and a rhino wants to have sex?
- You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me.
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