A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?

Answer: "Sorry we don't serve food here".

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A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?
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A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released. Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
A salutation from the islands.
A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *. What is the missing word?
A weighty currency.
According to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item
All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
An art-form and a web-browser.
An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.