Funny Riddles with Answers
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- A celebrity under the sea.
- A deep well full of knives
- A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
- A device that nearly everyone has that can freeze anyone it sees. What is it?
- A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
- A doctor and a bus driver are both in love the same woman. The bus driver had to take a trip for a week. Before leaving he gave the woman seven apples. Why?
- A farmer has twenty sheep, ten pigs, and ten cows. If we call the pigs cows, how many cows will he have?
- A fashion statement whose name sounds like the upper part of a mobile war machine.
- A first job for many kids, this could be described as "Media Distribution Management.
- A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
- A logician with some time to kill in a small town decided to get a haircut. The town had only two barbers, each with his own shop. The logician glanced into one shop and saw that it was extremely untidy. The barber needed a shave, his clothes were unkempt, his hair was badly cut. The other shop was extremely neat. The barber was freshly shaved and spotlessly dressed, his hair neatly trimmed. Why did the logician return to the first shop for his haircut?
- A popular afterlife destination to send people, when you're mad at them.
- A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?
- A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
- A rogue pilot was about to bomb Germany! The commad was given, the hatch was opened and the bomb was released. Why didn't it ever hit the ground?
- A salutation from the islands.
- A traveler came to the river side, with a donkey bearing an obelisk. But he did not venture to ford the tide, for he had too good an *. What is the missing word?
- A weighty currency.
- According to many students, dogs have an appetite for this paper item
- All about the house, with his lady he dances, yet he always works, and never romances.
- An art-form and a web-browser.
- An office supply that's shaped like a trombone.
- Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
- Both a currency and an antlered male. What is it?
- Both boats with holes and dirty dishes have this in common
- Both cockroaches and illegal drug laboratories or syndicates do fear this.
- Boxes marked as this should not be abused.
- Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
- Can be found in the drink aisle or on a body-builder's torso
- Can you guess the next letter in the series? "CYGTNLIT"
- Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?
- Causes bad breath and frightens blood-suckers
- Causes dancing in children when it fills up.
- Commits friendly home invasions one night a year.
- Could be described as the cranium's version of snow.
- Currency that flirted with a British spy.
- Despite having long teeth, every bit of food it grabs gets taken from it.
- Devils, unicorns and goats all share this feature.
- Diamonds and stress have this to thank for their existence.
- Did you hear about the Giant that threw up?
- Do you know why stealing is illegal?
- Emily was gossiping with her friends and told them that she was sure Josh was a drunk because she always saw his car parked in front of the bar. Josh overheard this and decided he was going to use his car to get back at her by making everyone think she was easy. How did he do this?
- Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
- Famous for cheese, wine and saying 'ooo la la'
- Fighting technique taken from rams.
- Found under bridges and on the Internet.
- George J. Jetson and Neil A. Armstrong drove this to work.
- George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
- Given them to the girls whenever, And they'll be best friends forever. Shiny, pretty stones, Bought with massive loans
- Hard iron on horse. Cow's hide on man.
- Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.
- Has its teeth on your head but doesn't bite
- Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
- How are people like animals?
- How can a pants pocket be empty, but still have something in it?
- How can people without noses smell?
- How can you make a fly ball?
- How can you say “Robert and Richard Purchased A Rottweiler”, without using any R’s?
- How can you tell an ant’s gender?
- How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?
- How can you tell when a mummy has a cold?
- How can you tell which part of the turkey is the left side?
- How did Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune make up the solar system?
- How did the chimp fix the leaky faucet?
- How did the computer get drunk?
- How did the farmer find his wife?
- How did the farmer fix his jeans?
- How did the hipster burn his tongue?
- How did the hipster drown?
- How did the pancake hurt itself?
- How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
- How did the whale defend itself?
- How do bees get to school in the morning?
- How do bees get to school?
- How do football players stay cool during games?
- How do hangmen keep up with current events?
- How do priests stay fit?
- How do snails travel?
- How do trees access the internet?
- How do trees get onto the internet?
- How do you get into the great lakes?
- How do you clean a dirty tuba?
- How do you drown a hipster?
- How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator in 3 steps?
- How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
- How do you know if a sniper likes you?
- How do you know if a tiger is male or female?
- How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
- How do you make a strawberry shake?
- How do you make an egg roll?
- How do you organize a space party?
- How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?
- How do you tell a boy snowman apart from a girl snowman?
- How does a computer get drunk?
- How does am armless man play poker?
- How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
- How does Moses make coffee?
- How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
- How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
- How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
- How fast do librarians travel?
- How is a person in jail like a sinking ship?
- How is Europe like a frying pan?
- How long did Cain hate his brother?
- How many rappers would it take to change a lightbulb?
- How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
- How much does it cost to go to Hogwarts?
- How much does Liam cost?
- How tall is a spider?
- How would it be possible for an unhappily married couple who can’t stand being around each other and are contemplating divorce enjoy a romantic meal and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?
- Hurts when it breaks and if it stops, you are dead.
- I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
- I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
- I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
- I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?
- I have many letters, And though it's strange to say, I stay the same no matter how many I give away.
- I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.
- I met a man and drew his name. He tipped his hat and played my game. What is his name?
- I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
- I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
- I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
- I walk on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs at night. What am I?
- I'm used in a dance but also on food. What am I?
- If a chinese man has to pay, what's his name?
- If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?
- If farts are yellow, what color is your burp?
- If fish lived on land, where would they live?
- If I am holding a bee, what do I have in my eye?
- If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
- If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?
- If roses are red, violets are blue, what is stuffed, brown and blue?
- If someone offers you one of these, they had a successful fishing trip or their band just broke up.
- If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called?
- If Trump and Daisy Duck had a son what would they name him?
- If two snakes marry, what will their towels say?
- If you are a man then your best friend will eat this for dinner.
- If you are in Europe and one of your feet is in Germany while the other is in Belgium, then what country would you really be in?
- If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.
- If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea what does it become?
- If you happen to possess two left feet, this profession will probably rule out of your prospects
- If you rub this there is a possibility of a magical fat man coming out.
- If you take away one hand Some will remain. What Am I?
- If you throw a white rock into the red sea, what does it become?
- If you're on a diet, smelling a fresh pan of brownies could be described as this.
- If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.
- In buckles or lace, they help set the pace. The farther you go, the thinner they grow.
- In the Tour de France, what is the position of a rider, after he passes the second placed rider?
- In what room a ghost cannot enter?
- Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
- Is infinity odd or even?
- It can make rain, but take away one leg and it'll give you pain.
- It describes an era in history during which lights was hard to come by.
- It increases and decreases yet no one see it. It is not a fire and yet it can be quenched.
- It is a desert oasis where money magically appears or disappears from your pocket.
- It is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else. What is it?
- It is known as the best real estate for toys
- It is not your enemy, yet we still beat it. What is it?
- It is the most common hour to have a gunfight in a western scene.
- It is the time in your life when you simultaneously know everything and nothing at an instance.
- It will not die when hung, and will dry when wrung.
- It's held in the hand when going out.
- James has 98 chocolate bars, he eats 91 of them. What does he have now?
- Johnny's dad had told Johnny that if he could get an A+ on his final exam, he could get any ice cream flavor he wanted plus a pizza. When the day for the final exam came, the professor said, "There are three questions on this exam. You will have one hour to answer them all and no more. Anyone caught taking any longer or cheating will get an automatic F." When Johnny received the paper, he read the first question. As he read it, he realized the exam was no piece of cake so he worked as hard as he could. When he finally finished question one, he checked the clock. There was only 5 minutes left! At this rate, he wouldn't be able to finish in time. As Johnny looked around, he saw that there were hundreds of students and figured that he could get away with a few extra minutes, so he worked away past the hour mark. As Johnny went to turn in his paper, the professor stopped him. "Young man," the professor said sternly. "I saw you keep working long after the 1-hour mark. You were caught cheating and will get an F." Thinking quickly, Johnny replied, "Do you know who I am?" The professor stoically responded, "I neither know or care who you are. You need to learn respect and discipline." "Good." said Johnny and he ran away. When the day for the exam scores to be announced came, Johnny received an A+. How?
- Kids hunt for them and adults make sure they are not all in one basket.
- Ladies used to party with this kitchen device
- Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.
- Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.
- Millions of these are crushed every morning to help people wake up.
- Mr. Blue lives in the blue house, mr. Pink lives in the pink house, and mr. Brown lives in the brown house. Who lives in the white house?
- My parents are singers, and while my father has red hair I am pale and completely bald.
- Nature's way of applauding a lightning strike.
- Not a priest, not a king but wears different kinds of clothes.
- On what kind of ship do students study?
- On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
- One of the few times it's encouraged to lock lips with a stranger.
- Out of all the celestial bodies, this one has the funniest name
- People chop this off for a good cause.
- Responsible for the toupee industry.
- Some are clean and some are dirty, but all are meant to get a chuckle. Most like it, some takes offense from it.
- Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
- Someone who is enthusiastic about tending the garden is said to have this appendage.
- Something you do with guests at a fancy party hoping to get a leg-up in your career.
- Special abilities and brightly colored underwear are all you need to be one of these.
- Tax rates and oil prices occasionally take these nature strolls.
- The artistic vandal's best friend.
- The cozy place Dracula rests.
- The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
- The more I lie, the more people trust me. Who am I?
- The offspring of a feline and a Xerox machine
- The one fashion accessory farmers and hipsters can agree upon.
- The plant that is responsible for spreading a lot of gossip.
- The preferred color of carpet in this town is red.
- The state of holding a person in your person.
- The Titanic is still chilling there!
- There are 30 cows in a field, and 28 chickens. How many didn't?
- There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?
- There is a kind of fish that can never swim. What is that?
- There is an ancient invention. Still used in some parts of the world today. That allows people to see through walls.
- There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So, he climbed the highest mountain, swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert. What do you think his wife said?
- There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?
- These suck.
- Thinkers hold this body part.
- This both describes gorgeous woman and an excellent punch.
- This company makes billions of dollars selling Windows.
- This guy crossed a road and everyone wants an explanation.
- This would be a good place to find Can-Can girls and drunk Cowboys
- Today he is there to trip you up and he will torture you tomorrow.
- Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
- Two birds, trying to balance in one twig.
- Used to yell in a text.
- We chop its feet; we drink its blood
- What 11 letter English word is always pronounced incorrectly?
- What animal gives away money and says moo?
- What animal keeps the best time?
- What animal turns about 200 times around its axis after it dies?
- What are the strongest days of the week?
- What are the three rings off marriage?
- What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
- What be the best way to escape the inside of a whale?
- What becomes easier to pick up the more it weighs?
- What becomes too young the longer it exists?
- What becomes white when it is dirty?
- What bee can you pass around that doesn’t sting?
- What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
- What bone has a sense of humor?
- What book do teenagers and millennials love the most and voluntarily spend hours looking through?
- What can be played with no rules and no winners or losers?
- What can be right but never wrong?
- What can be seen with the naked eye and if you put in the basket the basket gets lighter
- What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
- What can make an octopus laugh?
- What can never be eaten at Thanksgiving dinner?
- What can you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?
- What can you always count on?
- What can you never have for breakfast?
- What can your pocket hold while it is completely empty?
- What city has no people?
- What comes in many different sizes but is always only 1 foot long?
- What country would you send a man to for his appetite?
- What cruel person would sit on a baby?
- What did Adam and Eve lack that everyone else has?
- What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
- What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
- What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky?
- What did one wall say to the other?
- What did Physics say to History when they are arguing?
- What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
- What did the 3 little pigs do as they were running away from the big bad wolf who tried to destroy their houses?
- What did the baby corn say to its mother?
- What did the baby robot say to his mom?
- What did the bee say to the flower?
- What did the big candle say to the little candle?
- What did the blanket say to the reassure the frightened bed?
- What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
- What did the boy coffee say to the girl coffee?
- What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
- What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
- What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
- What did the fat girl say to the pig?
- What did the faucet say to the shower?
- What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
- What did the left eye say to the right eye?
- What did the left hand say to the right hand after the test?
- What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar?
- What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
- What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
- What did the right eyebrow say to the left eyebrow?
- What did the sushi say to the bee?
- What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?
- What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
- What did the tourist say to a vampire?
- What did the tree say to the leaves?
- What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
- What did zero say to eight?
- What do angels sing in the shower?
- What do birds say when they fly home?
- What do call a dinosaur without gold?
- What do cigarettes and squirrels have in common?
- What do cows tell each other at bedtime?
- What do Delhi, Mexico, Guinea, Castle, Jersey and Foundland have in common?
- What do elfs learn in school?
- What do elves do after school?
- What do elves learn in school?
- What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?
- What do geese, waterfowl and ducks have for breakfast?
- What do goblins sing in the shower?
- What do grateful, thankful, wonderful and joyful have all in common?
- What do Japanese people wear to bed?
- What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
- What do people make that you can't see?
- What do Spanish clocks say?
- What do spiders in Silicon Valley want to be when they grow up?
- What do teens say when they are having difficulty with even numbers in their math class?
- What do the French say when you apology?
- What do the piggy bank, the government and children have in common?
- What do they call Miley Cyrus in Europe?
- What do witches ask for when they stop at a hotel?
- What do women and google have in common?
- What do you call a baby rifle?
- What do you call a bad guy in India?
- What do you call a bad interior decorator?
- What do you call a bear that travels between the north and South Pole?
- What do you call a blender that made a mistake?
- What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
- What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
- What do you call a camel with 4 humps?
- What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
- What do you call a careful wolf ?
- What do you call a classy fish?
- What do you call a dog that sweats so much?
- What do you call a dog without legs?
- What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
- What do you call a fairy that has not taken a bath?
- What do you call a famous lobster?
- What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
- What do you call a fish without an eye?
- What do you call a French person who has golden yellow skin?
- What do you call a greedy grumpy holiday hater?
- What do you call a group of butchers?
- What do you call a hen who counts her eggs?
- What do you call a horse that moves around a lot?
- What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
- What do you call a male renaissance artist with a bowl of jelly?
- What do you call a naughty turkey?
- What do you call a skeleton that makes you laugh and giggle when you’re sad?
- What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
- What do you call a small mother?
- What do you call a snail on a ship?
- What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 feet long?
- What do you call a snake that's exactly 3.14 meters long?
- What do you call a snowman in the summer?
- What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?
- What do you call a three humped camel?
- What do you call a tick that loves math?
- What do you call an alligator in a vest?
- What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?
- What do you call it when a bird can move things with its mind?
- What do you call it when a dinosaur farts?
- What do you call it when Batman skips church?
- What do you call it when Erykah Badu falls down stairs?
- What do you call Santa’s helpers?
- What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
- What do you call someone who sells themselves in exchange for spaghetti?
- What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
- What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?
- What do you call two witches who live together?
- What do you called a sad coffee?
- What do you do with a dead chemist?
- What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
- What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
- What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
- What do you get when you combine Brazil nuts, Chinese chestnuts and American beech nuts?
- What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
- What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
- What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?
- What do you get when you mix lemons with gunpowder?
- What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?
- What do you say to a giant with his head in the clouds?
- What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
- What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
- What does a fish say when it runs into a concrete wall?
- What does a newspaper reporter use to dry himself after his shower?
- What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
- What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
- What does a stone become when in the water?
- What does a troll call his apartment?
- What does a turkey do when it flys upside down?
- What does a turtle do on their birthday?
- What does a werewolf and a 50 year old woman have in common?
- What does an envelope say when you lick it?
- What does December have that other months don't have?
- What does Mexican food do in the beach?
- What does Warren Buffet love and look forward to the most about Christmas?
- What doesn't exist, but has a name?
- What falls but never breaks?
- What falls often but never gets hurt?
- What famous nurse wore her pajamas all day long?
- What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
- What flowers have two lips?
- What food lives at the beach?
- What four letters frighten a thief?
- What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
- What goes further the slower it goes?
- What goes with a car, comes with a car, is no use to a car, but the car can't move without it?
- What grows bigger the more you contract it?
- What happened to Einstein when he took a shower?
- What happened when the rubber duckie fell into the bathtub?
- What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
- What happens to Composers when they die?
- What hard rock group has four dudes but neither of them plays a guitar?
- What has 2 banks but no money?
- What has 88 keys but can't open a single door?
- What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?
- What has a head, can't think, but drives?
- What has a head, tail, large feet, a pocket and is named Joey?
- What has a neck but no head?
- What has a ring, but no finger?
- What has a soul but doesn’t live and a tongue but can’t taste?
- What has a tongue but cannot talk, gets around a lot but cannot walk?
- What has a tongue but no mouth?
- What has feet and legs and nothing else?
- What has four fingers and one thumb, but is not alive?
- What has four legs, but can't walk?
- What has hands but can't clap?
- What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
- What has teeth but no mouth?
- What has to be broken before you can eat it?
- What has two butts and kills people?
- What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
- What has two legs but cannot walk?
- What has wheels and flies but is not an aircraft?
- What has wheels and flies, but it is not an aircraft?
- What hole do you mend with holes?
- What invention lets you look right through a wall?
- What is a bunny's favorite music?
- What is a cat on ice?
- What is a cow's favourite movie?
- What is a duck’s favorite snack?
- What is a foot long and slippery?
- What is a frog's favorite drink?
- What is a frog’s favorite electronic device?
- What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
- What is a shark's favourite food?
- What is a sheep's favorite type of chocolate?
- What is a witch's favorite school subject?
- What is an aliens favourite sport?
- What is an army man's favorite month?
- What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
- What is big and yellow and comes in the morning, to brighten mom's day?
- What is bigger than God, more evil than the Devil, poor people have this, rich people needs this, and if you eat this, you’ll die! What am I?
- What is brown, big and red all over?
- What is Bruce Lee’s favorite drink?
- What is easy to get into, and hard to get out of?
- What is harder to catch the faster you run?
- What is it that is deaf, dumb and blind and always tells the truth?
- What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
- What is it that was given to you, belongs only to you. And yet your friends use it more than you do?
- What is long and filled with seamen?
- What is long, pink and wet and is rude to pull out in front of people?
- What is made of wood and metal and must be buried before it works?
- What is more useful when it is broken?
- What is Mozart doing right now?
- What is Mrs. Right’s first name?
- What is never eaten before lunch?
- What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
- What is red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet, red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet?
- What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
- What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
- What is that which never uses its teeth for eating purposes?
- What is the best cure for dandruff?
- What is the best thing to put into pies?
- What is the cleanest language in the world?
- What is the coolest letter in the alphabet?
- What is the Devil's favorite spice?
- What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
- What is the difference between a deer fleeing from hunters and a midget witch?
- What is the difference between a hungry man and a glutton?
- What is the difference between love and marriage?
- What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
- What is the easiest way to double your money?
- What is the easiest way to keep water from running?
- What is the Easter bunny’s favorite kind of music?
- What is the first thing a gardener plants in the garden?
- What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
- What is the hardest part about sky diving?
- What is the least spoken language in the world?
- What is the longest word in the dictionary?
- What is the name of a movie about cows that attack each other?
- What is the name of the ugliest tree?
- What is the only animal without the ability to fly but still does?
- What is the proper length for a lady's skirt?
- What is the smartest letter of the alphabet?
- What is the time-piece, That needs no winding?
- What is the worst vegetable to have on a ship?
- What is type of room has no windows, no furniture and nobody lives in it?
- What is used to greet, and also used to describe something taller than you?
- What is worse than finding a worm in the apple you are eating?
- What is yellow and sucks sap from trees?
- What key is the hardest to turn?
- What kind of candy would a prisoner want before he is executed?
- What kind of car runs on leaves?
- What kind of cup has holes in it when it is new, is designed to withstand a heavy beating and should never be used for drinking?
- What kind of dog has no tail?
- What kind of murder has fiber?
- What kind of running means walking?
- What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
- What kind of sandwich sinks to the bottom of the tub?
- What kind of shoes can you make out of banana peels?
- What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
- What kind of star wears sunglasses?
- What kind of street does a ghost like best?
- What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
- What letters of the alphabet run around and have a tight schedule?
- What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
- What made Cyclops quit teaching?
- What makes a pair of shoes?
- What month do all soldiers hate?
- What must take a bow before it can speak?
- What part of a fish weighs most?
- What question can you never honestly answer yes to?
- What rains at the north pole?
- What room do ghosts avoid?
- What room in your house do ghosts avoid?
- What runs around a house but doesn't move?
- What sits in a corner while traveling all around the world?
- What snack does the Man in the Moon like?
- What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
- What snacks do you serve at a robot party?
- What social media website is a favorite among teens who don’t like to share their bedrooms?
- What starts with a 'P', ends with an 'E' and has thousands of letters?
- What starts with a "T", ends with a "T", and has T in it?
- What suits do lawyers wear?
- What table can you eat?
- What takes hours to pull off Is most satisfying when it's done And requires consent from the person you're doing it to?
- What time do the ducks wake up in the morning?
- What treat is never on time?
- What TV program should you watch in the bathtub?
- What two keys can’t open any doors?
- What type of bean is a cannibals favorite to eat ?
- What type of music do rabbits listen to?
- What type of shoes do spies wear?
- What was was, before was was was?
- What water can you eat and chew?
- What wears an eyepatch and robs ships at night?
- What weighs less than blue ?
- What word begins and ends with an 'E' but only has one letter?
- What word is that, which, deprived of its first letter, leaves you sick?
- What work of writing can one never finish?
- What's a cannibal?
- What's a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?
- What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?
- What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
- What's behind every strong, beautiful woman?
- What's black and white and red all over?
- What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
- What’s fluffy, cute, huggable and goes up and down?
- What's funny about 3 helium atoms?
- What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
- What's higher than the king?
- What's it called when a chameleon can't change color?
- What's large on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
- What's red and bad for your teeth?
- What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
- What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
- What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
- What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
- What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
- What's the difference between here and there?
- What's the difference between sanitizer and moisturizer?
- What's wide at the bottom, narrow at the top, and has ears?
- Whats the true definition of bravery?
- When are you most likely to see through a man?
- When are you most likely to see through a man?
- When does a British potato change its nationality?
- When does an Irish potato change its nationality?
- When is a car not a car?
- When is a man like a snake?
- When is it bad luck to meet a white cat?
- When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
- When kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war?
- When life gives you these, make a refreshing beverage.
- When set loose I fly away. Never so cursed as when I go astray
- When should you charge your electric toothbrush?
- When was pork first introduced into the Navy?
- When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
- When your undies attack you.
- Where can you find success before work?
- Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
- Where do animals go to get their new tails when they're broken?
- Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?
- Where do butterflies sleep?
- Where do cows go to dance?
- Where do fish keep their money?
- Where do Generals keep their armies?
- Where do polar bears go to vote?
- Where do sailors take their baths?
- Where do sailors take their baths?
- Where do tadpoles change?
- Where do you take a sick pirate ship?
- Where does a snowman keep his money?
- Where would you find a tortoise with no legs?
- Which bow can't be tied?
- Which building has the most stories?
- Which bus could cross the ocean?
- Which fish costs the most?
- Which is the most curious letter?
- Which letter of the alphabet contains the most water?
- Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?
- Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
- Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
- Which tree is the most difficult to get along with?
- Which US president was the least guilty?
- Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
- Who always enjoys poor health?
- Who cleans the ocean?
- Who delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
- Who do witches stop for on the highway?
- Who is never hungry during Christmas?
- Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
- Who robbed stagecoaches and wore dirty clothes?
- Who won the skeleton fitness contest?
- Who works when he plays and plays when he works?
- Why are foot injuries so serious?
- Why are football stadiums so cool?
- Why are ghosts bad liars?
- Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
- Why are mountains funny?
- Why are opera singers good sailors?
- Why are teddy bears never hungry?
- Why are televisions attracted to people?
- Why are there no living cats on Mars?
- Why are there no unemployed farmers?
- Why aren't Koalas actual bears?
- Why can't a pirate ever finish the alphabet?
- Why can’t you trust the law of gravity?
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
- Why couldn’t you hear the pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
- Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?
- Why did Frankenstein's monster get indigestion?
- Why did it rain Pennies?
- Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
- Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm?
- Why did Snap, Crackle and Pop get scared?
- Why did Superman flush the toilet?
- Why did the belt go to jail?
- Why did the bread, muffin, cookie and graham crackers go to see a doctor?
- Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Why did the coffee file a police report?
- Why did the game warden arrest the Ghost?
- Why did the jelly roll?
- Why did the man leave his date at the restaurant?
- Why did the man throw the butter out of the window?
- Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
- Why did the smart phone need glasses?
- Why did the squirrel swim on it’s back?
- Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
- Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses?
- Why did the tomato turn red?
- Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
- Why did the two 4s skip dinner?
- Why did Tigger go to the bathroom?
- Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
- Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
- Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?
- Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
- Why do all kids want to be astronauts?
- Why do birds fly south for the winter?
- Why do cats make good soldiers?
- Why do chickens lay eggs?
- Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men?
- Why do communists write everything in lower case?
- Why do French people like to eat snails?
- Why do giraffes have long necks?
- Why do Gorillas have such big nostrils?
- Why do lions eat raw meat?
- Why do most married men die before their wives?
- Why do plants hate math?
- Why do prisoners like to eat a lot of sweets?
- Why do programmers like dark mode?
- Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?
- Why do the circle and oval only date shapes that are the same as themselves?
- Why do turkeys get full on Thanksgiving?
- Why do we always feel like we can’t live without our phone, almost to the point that it seems as if it is a part of our very cells themselves?
- Why do witches buy magazines?
- Why does a dragon sleep all day?
- Why does Jupiter fart so much?
- Why does Peter pan always fly?
- Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
- Why doesn't anyone make belts of watches?
- Why doesn't the Pope like trigonometry?
- Why don't African animals play games?
- Why don't cows have money?
- Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes?
- Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
- Why don’t famous actors and actresses sweat?
- Why don’t vampires go to barbecues?
- Why don't zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
- Why is a river rich?
- Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
- Why is dark spelled with a “K” and not a “C”?
- Why is Europe like a frying pan?
- Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
- Why is it difficult to find handsome, sensitive, caring men?
- Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
- Why is Kim Jong Un so cruel?
- Why is Santa so good at Karate?
- Why is the baseball field hot after a game?
- Why is the letter B always cool?
- Why is the longest nose 11 inches?
- Why should you never trust a train?
- Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
- Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
- Why was the belt arrested?
- Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
- Why was the broom late?
- Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
- Why was the cook arrested?
- Why was the leader of al-qaeda moody, frustrated, angry and easily annoyed?
- Why was the math book sad?
- Why was the math teacher late to work?
- Why was the picture sent to jail?
- With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
- With what two animals do you always go to bed?
- You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
- You can swallow me, but I can also swallow you.
- You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
- You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
- You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
- You will have this response if you would go salivating at the mention of a cheeseburger.
- Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
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