How tall is a spider?

Answer: Eight foot

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How would it be possible for an unhappily married couple who can’t stand being around each other and are contemplating divorce enjoy a romantic meal and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?
Hurts when it breaks and if it stops, you are dead.
I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
I can run but not walk. Whereever I go, thought follows me close behind?
I give milk and have a horn but I'm not a cow. Who am I?
I have many letters, And though it's strange to say, I stay the same no matter how many I give away.
I have one, you have one. If you remove the first letter, a bit remains. If you remove the second, bit still remains. If you remove the third, it still remains.
I met a man and drew his name. He tipped his hat and played my game. What is his name?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.