It's held in the hand when going out.

Answer: doorknob

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Ladies used to party with this kitchen device
Locked up inside you and yet they can steal it from you.
Men cut this by attaching a razor to a broom handle or just have their wives do it.
Millions of these are crushed every morning to help people wake up.
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On what kind of ship do students study?