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With what two animals do you always go to bed?

Answer: Two calves.

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You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
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You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
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Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
A celebrity under the sea.
A deep well full of knives
A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
A device that nearly everyone has that can freeze anyone it sees. What is it?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.

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