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What’s six inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

Answer: A toothbrush.

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What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than swallow?
Why are gentelmen good in bed?
Why are hookers such good cooks?
Why does a goat and a rhino wants to have sex?
You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
How do you spot a blind man on a nude beach?
I go in hard and come out soft. I never mind if you blow me. What am I?
I have a stiff shaft and my tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I?
I sometimes cause pain when I go in. I’ll fill your holes if you ask me to. I ask you to spit not swallow. What am I?
I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. My name begins with “c”, ends in “t”, and there’s a “u” and “n” in between them. What am i?
What did the hooker buy from the furniture shop?

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