Why was the math teacher late to work?

Answer: She took the rhombus.

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Why was the picture sent to jail?
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force it doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite What is it?
With what two animals do you always go to bed?
You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You can swallow me, but I can also swallow you.
You may have to assure your date's dad that you have these kind of intentions.
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
You walk into a room with a rabbit holding a carrot, a pig eating slop, and a chimp holding a banana.Which animal in the room is the smartest?
You will have this response if you would go salivating at the mention of a cheeseburger.
Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
A celebrity under the sea.
A deep well full of knives