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David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and _____?
Did you hear about the dyslexic satanist?
Did you hear about the one with a broken hearing aid?
Do rabbits use combs?
How are prisoners like astronauts?
How can you fall without getting hurt?
How can you tell the difference between dogs and trees?
How did hikers come across a patch of poison ivy?
How did the beaver get online?
How did the sheriff find the missing barber?
How do bees get to school in the morning?
How do caterpillars swim laps?
How do chickens like to dance?
How do cowboys ride steers?
How do monkeys make toast?
How do monsters like their eggs?
How do pizza pies get delivered?
How do shells get around in the ocean?
How do spiders communicate?
How do you divide the sea in half?
How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
How do you hold a bat?
How do you know that a vampire loves baseball?
How do you make a hamburger smile?
How do you make a poisonous snake cry?
How do you spot a modern spider?
How does a river flood?
How does Moses make his coffee?
How does NASA throw a party?
How does Yoda shave?
How far is it from March to June?
I can be cracked, I can be made. I can be told, I can be played. What am I?
If someone robbed you in the shower, what would you be?
If you see a robbery at an Apple store, what does that make you?
In Ancient Egypt, what music did the mummies like most?
It is said among my people that some things are improved by death. Tell me, what stinks while living, but in death, smells good?
John bets Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tom lose the bet?
Knock, Knock! Whos there? Ivan. Ivan who?
My friend said, "What rhymes with orange"
Stranger: Does your dog bite? Farmer: Nope. All of the sudden the dog bites the stranger on the leg. Yet the farmer was telling the truth! How can this be?
Today, my mom told me to help her check her balance. I did this without going to the bank. How?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What animal is most likely to eat a relative?
What are ghost's favorite pants to wear?
What are the science teacher's favorite states?
What bird is always out of breath?
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
What did Geronimo say when he jumped off the plane?
What did Obi Wan say to Anakin during the fancy banquet?
What did Sir Lancelot wear to bed?
What did the balloon say to the pin?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What did the comedian say when he took off his clothes?
What did the dollar say to the four quarters?
What did the firecracker say to the other firecracker?
What did the hamburger buy his sweetheart?
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
What did the little lobster get on its math test?
What did the parrot say on the 4th of July?
What did the spider say to the fly on Halloween?
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
What did the two volcanos say to each other on valentine's day?
What did Tony the Tiger wear to bed?
What do ants put on their pizza?
What do cats call mice on a skateboard?
What do cheerleaders eat for breakfast?
What do elves do after school?
What do fathers sing in the shower?
What do geologists do on their free time?
What do mathematics teachers like to eat?
What do outlaws eat with their milk?
What do Spanish speaking sheep say at Christmas time?
What do spiders eat with their dinner?
What do spiders like with their hamburgers?
What do you call 8 hobbits?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you call a baby rifle?
What do you call a bear with no ear?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
What do you call a bunch of dolls waiting in line for grilled meat?
What do you call a bus full of white kids?
What do you call a camel with no humps?
What do you call a car made of pigs?
What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
What do you call a chicken with bad sunburn?
What do you call a classy fish?
What do you call a cow that lost its calf?
What do you call a cow that plays instruments?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
What do you call a cow's bedtime stories?
What do you call a crate of ducks ?
What do you call a deer with no eye?
What do you call a fake noodle?
What do you call a fish with no eye's?
What do you call a foot that is about to step on to the ground?
What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
What do you call a ghost without a host?
What do you call a girl who's more than an eight hot and less than a five crazy?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a little bear who never takes a bath?
What do you call a long line of hamsters that can't move?
What do you call a man whose father was a cannon?
What do you call a man with no shins?
What do you call a naughty turkey?
What do you call a person who crosses the road twice without taking a shower?
What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
What do you call a polar bear at the beach?
What do you call a robot that takes the longest route?
What do you call a singing laptop?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping cow?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call a spy who sleeps with a blanket over his head?
What do you call a sticky crow?
What do you call a tavern of blackbirds?
What do you call a three humped camel?
What do you call a top-notch detective?
What do you call a tree that has been TP'ed?
What do you call a witch that lives on the beach?
What do you call a wizard from outer space that can fly?
What do you call an elephant's skin doctor?
What do you call an iPhone that isn't kidding around?
What do you call an out of work Ghost?
What do you call dental X-rays?
What do you call it when two mice almost collide?
What do you call it when you walk into a spider web?
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
What do you call pigs that write letters to each other?
What do you call santa for cats?
What do you call someone that steals soap?
What do you call someone who steals coffee?
What do you call two birds that are in love?
What do you call two math friends?
What do you call two witches who live together?
What do you call unhappy cranberries?
What do you get if a cement truck crashes into a jail?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a guitar?
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a witch?
What do you get when you cross a black cat and a lemon?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
What do you get when you cross Santa Claus and a duck?
What does a male sheep do when he is angry?
What does a rain cloud wear under their raincoat?
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
What does a skunk do when it gets angry?
What does a snowman like to eat for breakfast?
What does an aardvark like on his pizza?
What does the cow say when he agrees with the duck?
What flowers are kissable?
What four-legged animal can jump higher than a house?
What happened to the broken-down frog?
What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?
What happens after it is rains cats and dogs?
What happens to the dog when it stands in front of the hot sun?
What happens when a sea monster gets angry?
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
What has toes but no feet or legs?
What hired killer never goes to jail?
What instrument does a skeleton play?
What is a comedians favourite food?
What is a computer virus?
What is a mouse' favorite type of house?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What is an executioners favorite hobby?
What is faster hot or cold?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
What is the best present you can receive for Christmas?
What is the best thing to put into pies?
What is the best way to get from earth to mars?
What is the difference between a booger and broccoli?
What is the monkey's favorite month?
What is the sharpest thing in the world?
What kind of make up is a ghost's favorite to wear?
What kind of music can you hear in space?
What kind of party do prisoners like best?
What language does a billboard speak?
What part of London is in France?
What room do ghosts avoid?
What shoes do frogs wear in the summer?
What should you say when you meet a ghost in your bedroom?
What shows do prisoners like to put on?
What sings and has ten feet?
What sweets do geologists like?
What time does a tennis player get up?
What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
What type of music are balloons scared of?
What type of music is a mummy's favorite?
What U.S. state makes the most writing utensils?
What was the pilgrim favorite type of music?
What was the spider doing on the baseball team?
What would happen if a girl swallowed her spoon?
What's a physicist's favorite snack?
What's a plumber's favorite song?
What's the cheapest cut of meat?
What's the first thing a dolphin learns at school?
When are eyes not eyes?
When do truck drivers stop to eat?
When does one become soured?
When is a baby not a baby?
When is a doctor most annoyed?
When is a pistol like a young horse?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Where do all unwanted shoes go?
Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
Where do baby ghosts go while their parents work?
Where do bedtime books sleep?
Where do butterflies sleep?
Where do dead outlaws go on a saturday night?
Where do TVs go on vacation?
Where do wolves stay on vacation?
Where do you take a sick boat?
Where do zombies go for a night out?
Where does a snowman keep his money?
Where does a werewolf like to hide?
Which is lighter, the sun or the earth?
Which is the only way a leopard can change his spots?
Which of the witch's friends eats the fastest?
Which one of Santa's reindeer is the fastest?
Which part of a road do Ghost's love to travel the most?
Which President wore the largest hat?
Who always enjoys poor health?
Who is a painstaking man?
Who is never hungry during Christmas?
Who is the boss in the dairy factory?
Who is the meanest goat in the west?
Who was the most famous Skeleton detective?
Who's fault will it be if California falls into the ocean?
Why are artist no good in sports matches?
Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why are mortgages like burglars?
Why are pirates pirates?
Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Why can't a cook swallow his apron?
Why can't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why couldn't Goldilocks sleep?
Why couldn't the church steeple keep a secret?
Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Why did Cleopatra need a psychiatrist?
Why did Frosty the Snowman ask for a divorce?
Why did it rain Pennies?
Why did King Kong get into trouble at school?
Why did Mama Duck scold her goslings?
Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?
Why did mom test the bath water before putting Silly Billy in?
Why did Momma Pig leave her husband?
Why did outlaws sleep on the ground after robbing a bank?
Why did Silly Billy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
Why did Silly Billy wear a helmet to bed?
Why did Silly Sarah race to the bathroom?
Why did Superman wrap himself in bread?
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
Why did the banana run from the outlaw?
Why did the baseball coach hire a piano player?
Why did the belt go to jail?
Why did the bicycle never cross the finish line?
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why did the clock get arrested?
Why did the clock get sick?
Why did the cookie go to the doctors?
Why did the cow want to go grazing with her friends?
Why did the creators of smore's name it that?
Why did the credit card go to jail?
Why did the developer go broke?
Why did the doctor switch jobs?
Why did the football team go to the bank?
Why did the ghost cry?
Why did the golfer change his socks?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the king go to the dentist?
Why did the little potato cry in the bathtub?
Why did the man hold a shoe to his ear?
Why did the man shoot the clock?
Why did the man stare at the can of orange juice?
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Why did the outlaw go to the river?
Why did the outlaw hold up the bakery?
Why did the outlaw steal the deck of cards?
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
Why did the pony cough?
Why did the prison about to get hanged say when he got pardoned?
Why did the prisoner take a shower before he broke out of jail?
Why did the radish turn red?
Why did the robber take a bath?
Why did the scarecrow win so many awards?
Why did the scientist put a knocker on his door?
Why did the sheriff arrest the chicken?
Why did the sheriff go to the barbeque?
Why did the sherriff arrest the cook?
Why did the shower bar turn red?
Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
Why did the spider get a job in I.T.?
Why did the squirrel lay only its back on the river?
Why did the tire need a vacation?
Why did the toilet paper roll roll down the hill?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did the vampire take art class?
Why didn't Mr. Tomato win the race?
Why didn't Superman know he could fly?
Why didn't the 11 year old enter the pirate movie?
Why didn't the butterfly go to the dance?
Why didn't the car feel well?
Why didn't the man get hurt after getting hit by a full CoCo-Cola drink?
Why didn't the monster eat the crazy person?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why didn't the skeleton use a towel?
Why didn't the turkey finish it's dessert?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do Egyptian pyramids have doorbells?
Why do skeletons go on vacations alone?
Why do they not allow you to fart in an Apple Store?
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Why doesn't Suzy's Husband gamble anymore?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Why don't chickens play baseball?
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Why isn't the moon a good vacation destintion?
Why kind of entertainment does Yosemite National Park have?
Why should a doctor never be seasick?
Why should you always carry a watch when crossing a desert?
Why was Miss Cow sad?
Why was the chicken forbidden from sending e-mails?
Why was the nose so tired?
Why was the ocean arrested?
Why was the students homework in his father's handwriting?
Why were the clothespins arrested?
Why would it be boring to eat at a restaurant on the moon?

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